As we charge head-first into a new fall TV season, I thought I'd pop my thoughts on here. Now, keep in mind, I have not seen a single episode of any of these. I have only seen premises and a few ads and the occasional cast picture.

90210 - It may have a more diverse cast and less dated wardrobe, but it's still a retread.
America's Toughest Jobs - One of the contestants says, "This is not a game show". It's a game show.
Crusoe - Looks splendid, and I personally think you can't go wrong with the Robinson Crusoe theme, but I don't know if network viewers will go for it, so if you want something that's going to make it to a full season, you may want to give it a pass.
Do Not Disturb - I love Niecy Nash. Can't say the same for Jerry O'Connell. And a creative team who calls a Manhattan Hotel "The Inn" can't really be counted on for creativity. Plus it's on FOX. Don't count on it lasting.
Easy Money - A show about a guy running a short-term loan business? At least it's not a comedy. The guy is cute, but these are the only things I know about it.
Eleventh Hour - A government scientist travels the country investigating abuses of science? Didn't this show get canceled three seasons ago? But it's from Jerry Bruckheimer and it follows CSI so it may not be all bad. Features Mark Blucas (at least once).
The Ex-List - Clips look promising, except for one problem: She has one year to go through her list of exes or die. (Can a premise really be a spoiler?) Features Eric Balfour, which is a plus, and quite probably a new hot male guest star every week. But if it makes it through the first season, what's it going to do for a second?
Fringe - I just can't take Joshua Jackson seriously. There. I said it. A mis-matched trio team up to solve crimes involving "fringe science". Wait. Isn't this The Eleventh Hour and didn't it get canceled three seasons ago?
Gary Unmarried - The premise seems to be that some woman (Paula Marshall) picked Ed Begley Jr over Jay Mohr. Sorry. I just can't see that. Maybe 30 years ago when Begley was in his twenties and Mohr was in diapers, but not now. Also, they have kids in the cast, which is never promising.
Hole in the Wall - A game show where people try to arrange their bodies to fit through a hole in a wall. ... Seriously? That's a premise?
In Harm's way - Documentary series featuring America's toughest jobs (see second title on list). If you like shows about heroic men and women risking life and limb just "doing their jobs", I'd probably pick this over ATJ. That doesn't mean I'll actually be watching it, though.
Kath & Kim - My favorite TV critic has already picked this as the first show to die. Can't say I disagree.
Kings - The Book of 1 Kings (from the bible) set in modern times? Given what I remember of that book, this could be excellent. But will they have the guts to include the gay subtext? And a good looking lead doesn't hurt.
Knight Rider - It had a summer pilot movie that I recorded but still haven't seen. If you saw that, you already know whether you'll like the series. I haven't so I can't say much. But it has David Hasselhoff in it, which fans of the original will consider a plus but I'll consider a minus.
Life on Mars - A cop from today wakes up in 1973? Not a bad fish-out-of-water concept, although I'd be wracking my brain trying to remember who won the World Series (as ... investment strategy). He has to solve crimes. Not quite sure what to make of the show, though he does look good in a leisure suit. The 70s were painful for me, but that was the late 70s.
The Mentalist - Zap2it essentially calls it Psych without the jokes. It looks good and I do like Simon Baker, and since he's not trying to pretend to be psychic, it might not wear thin.
My Own Worst Enemy - Christian Slater suffers multiple personality disorder / dissociative identity disorder, and one of them is an assassin? I don't buy it.
Opportunity Knocks - A game show comes to your door. Why do you let them in? You know it can't end well (though reviews say it'll be less humiliating than, say, Moment of Truth).
Privileged - A journalist-wannabe takes a job tutoring a rich woman's "bratty" twin granddaughters. I can't say I'm a fan of the bratty teenager genre.
Secret Millionaire - A group of millionaires (or so) goes undercover in the slums. If this were a drama, it might be slightly offensive. Instead, it's a "reality" show and some lucky poor person is going to get $100,000 (one lucky poor person for each secret "agent"). (I don't know if that's every episode or a grand finale.)
Stylista - Call it America's Next Top Fashion Editor. Then hand me the remote.
Surviving Suburbia - Zap2it calls this one "The hum-drum lives of suburbanites". Don't TV people realize that hum-drum doesn't play well on TV? Okay, actually, they say the hum-drum lives get turned upside down, but that's by a new neighbor who sues them to make them cut down a vine. Still sounds pretty hum-drum.
Valentine - Greek gods enter the contemporary world to play matchmaker. If the casting people found actors who were Greek godly, we would at least have something to look at every week. I'm going to try, but the one picture I've seen doesn't exactly feature Michelangelo's David and the Venus de Milo ... of course, some people might find a girl with arms a plus.
Worst Week - the commercials look horribly, abysmally bad, and since commercials are supposed to make you want to watch a show, I'm going to choose to believe them.

Remember, I am not a professional TV critic, haven't seen any of these shows (and thus don't actually know what I'm talking about. But this is what I'm basing my TV viewing on this fall.
If you're reading this and you're a network executive, instead of typing up that cease-and-desist order, think about how you could maybe try to attract someone like me who admittedly watches way too much television.

Politics

There's a part of me that can't help thinking that John McCain selected Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in an effort to win over disgruntled supporters of Hillary Rodham Clinton. If so, I really hope that the disgruntled supporters of Hillary Rodham Clinton aren't stupid enough to find Palin -- a "Social Conservative" card-carrying member of the NRA whose sole foreign affairs experience is having Russia and Canada as next-door neighbors -- a suitable substitute. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of faith in the voting public.

I suppose there is one place where Governor Palin can compare to Senator Clnton: She's currently under an ethics investigation.*

According to On The Issues (http://www.ontheissues.org), Sarah Palin opposes gay rights, opposes abortion, thinks that the drug problem consists of drunk driving, and supports the death penalty.

She suspended the Alaska 8-cent fuel tax for one ear (which may have amounted to a little more than a 2% savings on gas at the time).

She opposes a windfall profits tax on oil companies, claiming that "windfall profits taxes alone prevent additional investment in domestic production." Now, I may not have two whole years experience governing the state with on of the smallest populations in the United States (DC is not a state, but apparently North Dakota, Vermont and Wyoming each have fewer people), but I thought companies invested in their own growth because it made good business sense, tax or no tax. Then again, oil companies don't really seem to me to be the most forward-thinking of corporations.

She is suing the federal government over its decision to list the polar bear as "threatened" because "The Service's analysis failed to adequately consider the polar bears' survival through prior warming periods..." Hey, they survived before! That's good enough for her.

Hillary Clinton, who wants tougher gun control to keep guns out of criminals' hands, supports (same-sex) civil unions with full equality of benefits; "deeply values choice" (in regard to abortion); includes stances on crack, non-violent drug offenders and special drug courts; and -- yes -- she also supports the death penalty.

Clinton supports a windfall profits tax on oil companies and investigating gas price manipulation.

While I did not find her stance on Polar Bears, Senator Clinton is not from Alaska, so that isn't that big of a surprise. Her position on the environment goes a bit beyond Alaskan issues. Look it up at On The Issues (dot) org.

If you think that Sarah Palin is a good choice for Vice President, then so be it (obviously I disagree, but that's what makes this country great), but first find out what her positions actually are. Certainly don't look to her as a Clinton subsitute. Also find out what John McCain's positions are and what Barrack Obama's positions actually are, and Joe Biden's as well. And find out their real histories, not that e-mail rumor cr** that's already been refuted at snopes(dot)com but people keep repeating anyway. Start at OnTheIssues(dot)org, but then go beyond that.

This coming election is too important to vote for someone because your candidate didn't get the nomination or because one candidate is the wrong color, too young, too old, or from the wrong state. Know who you're voting for, but know why.

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* From what I've been able to gather, Sarah Palin has been accused of pressuring the state's chief of public safety to fire her sister-in-law's husband. She denies this. According to The Atlantic, "there's mounting evidence that the impetus did indeed come from her." Allegedly, Palin asked the Alaska attorney general to open an investigation when the legislature already had an ongoing investigation. I guess that passes for ethics in politics: once an investigation has started, it's okay to ask for it.